I’m all about charity,… but only towards lonely, overlooked pumpkins left behind on Halloween night.
No Pumpkin Left Behind by Pumpkinrot
50 days until Halloween 2017
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You’d Understand, Right? – Begging For Candy
If I was ever forced to choose between Halloween and my dearest friend, you’d understand, right?
You’d Understand, Right? by Pumpkinrot
53 days until Halloween 2017
Free Candy – Begging For Candy
Sometimes I wonder if my radicalized, maniacal, compulsive, fanatical, and twisted obsession with Halloween is really just about the free candy.
Trick or Treating – Begging For Candy
Trick or Treating by Pumpkinrot
148 days until Halloween 2017
Mood Ring – Begging For Candy
I was thinking of buying a Mood Ring, but I figured mine would just stay black all the time.
Halloween Savant – Begging For Candy
I have a bunch of Halloween stuff in my room that I keep out all year long. If I saw someone doing that with Christmas stuff, I’d think they were completely nuts.
I’m not sure if that makes me a hypocrite or a Halloween savant.
Nobody Likes Candy Corn
Source: ExtraLife
Walt Disney’s Zambi
Brains… I must have Brains.
Mother, you’re not dead, you’ve come back to life!
The Tell-Tale Beat – XKCD
Ever since I murdered Daft Punk and hid their bodies beneath the floorboards, I’ve been Haunted by this POUNDING.
Unn-tsS Unn-tsS Unn-tsS
Source: http://xkcd.com/740/
Copy Machine Poltergeist
Boss: “I hired a new poltergeist for our copy machine. Our old one got promoted to the server farm.”
Dilbert: “Wouldn’t it be better to not have any poltergeists?”
Boss: “It’s a union thing.”
Tina: “May I please have my original back?”
Copy Machine Poltergeist: “I can’t hear you. Put your face up close.”
Tina: “I can almost reach the paper jam, but a poltergeist is trying to drag me to the Afterworld. Maybe I can blind him with the toner cartridge. HA HA! TAKE THAT! AND THAT! GAAA!!! I CAN’T FEEL MY ARMS!”
Dilbert: “I only have one.”
The Never Moor 