I’m all about charity,… but only towards lonely, overlooked pumpkins left behind on Halloween night.
No Pumpkin Left Behind by Pumpkinrot
50 days until Halloween 2017
Category Archives: Humor
You’d Understand, Right? – Begging For Candy
If I was ever forced to choose between Halloween and my dearest friend, you’d understand, right?
You’d Understand, Right? by Pumpkinrot
53 days until Halloween 2017
Free Candy – Begging For Candy
Sometimes I wonder if my radicalized, maniacal, compulsive, fanatical, and twisted obsession with Halloween is really just about the free candy.
Trick or Treating – Begging For Candy
Trick or Treating by Pumpkinrot
148 days until Halloween 2017
Mood Ring – Begging For Candy
I was thinking of buying a Mood Ring, but I figured mine would just stay black all the time.
Halloween Savant – Begging For Candy
I have a bunch of Halloween stuff in my room that I keep out all year long. If I saw someone doing that with Christmas stuff, I’d think they were completely nuts.
I’m not sure if that makes me a hypocrite or a Halloween savant.
Grave Racer Hearse Pinewood Derby Car
Benjamin chose to make a Grave Racer Hearse for this year’s Pinewood Derby Race. Even though he came in “dead” last, we still had a lot of fun building it and racing it.
Night of the Running Dead 5K
I ran my first 5K at the Night of the Running Dead event in Salt Lake City, Utah on October 15, 2011 with my dad and sister. I had such great support from my wife and kids.
Nobody Likes Candy Corn
Source: ExtraLife
Walt Disney’s Zambi
Brains… I must have Brains.
Mother, you’re not dead, you’ve come back to life!
The Never Moor 